Curated Catastrophe

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The Newborn Minimum

What genuinely has to happen so nothing goes wrong, and explicit permission to ignore the rest.

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A house with a new baby in it is supposed to look like a house with a new baby in it.

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One page · prints correctly on A4 and US Letter · no email required · free to print and share.

What is on it

  • The daily three (3 items)
  • The weekly four, in any order, by anyone (4 items)
  • Do NOT do, for three months (6 items)

Read the full guide: Cleaning With a Newborn: The Absolute Minimum That Still Works

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